Buy / Adopt / Own Own: Zofia Nowak
New stock in the Auction House, Polish gang gal, Zofia Nowak! Watch out for this one, you have no idea what she did on the streets and what she might do in your sheets. Buyer is awarded with increasing benefits based on total amount paid. Full payment is required within 24h of Auction end, or item will be either disposed of or relisted after spending a few weeks in a tiny cage. -------------------- $1+ DISPOSAL She's not worth our time or yours. She'll be disposed of in a manner of your choice: Sent to Camp Rook Lake to be hunted, Hanged at sunset, or Buried Alive) [You get a quick silhouetted sketch of her disposal as chosen] -------------------- $25+ OWNERSHIP You win Zofia! You can do whatever you please with her. Send her on adventures? Torment her? Free her? The choice is yours and yours alone. [You get ownership and the rights to Zofia, as well as the pic without watermark] -------------------- $50+ MODIFY We'll do some small custom work before we send her to you. Piercing? Brand? Black eye? Tattoo? Whatever you need, we'll sort out for you. [Your pic will be updated to include one minor modification of your choice in any areas that may be visible.] -------------------- $75+ OMEN Give her a lucky (or unlucky!) number, element, or other omen that you'd like her to know will be important in her future life with you. [Your choice will be added onto her item description as her Bonding Omen to you] -------------------- $100+ PRETTIFY We'll make sure she's looking her best for you, these cameraphone pics don't do her justice! [Your pic will be fully shaded and rendered, including any modifications] -------------------- $150+ FREE SHIPPING She'll be delivered to you personally in a secure crate, with custom requests honoured. 1-3 working days. She'll be given enough water to survive. [You get a free coloured sketch of her bound up in a crate heading to you. You can choose what she's wearing, and if there's anything else in the crate with her. Watermarked version will be posted online] -------------------- $200+ FREE CUSTOM SHIPPING Not satisfied with our standard wooden crate delivery options? Let us know how you'd prefer her to be delivered. [You instead get a free coloured sketch of her being delivered to you in a method of your choice, with equipment or clothes as requested. Watermarked version will be posted online] -------------------- $250+ WORKSHOP Send her back to us if you need some specialist equipment or assistance and we'll make sure she gets whatever you need. [You get 10% off one commission featuring Zofia. No expiry date.]
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