Buy / Adopt / Own Own: Kitty Hertz
Our most special catch yet in the Auction House, Kitty Hertz! For her birthday present she's going to be sold! Who to? Could be you! And as an extra special treat, since she's a voice actress, we can squeeze out some of her special talents just for you, before she gets packaged off! Until this Saturday she's up for auction. Get your bids in quick and this fiesty kitty can be yours for her 29th, and the rest of her life! Buyer is awarded with increasing benefits based on total amount paid. Full payment is required within 24h of Auction end, or item will be either disposed of or relisted after spending a few weeks in a tiny cage. -------------------- $1+ DISPOSAL She's not worth our time or yours. She'll be disposed of in a manner of your choice: Sent to Camp Rook Lake to be hunted, Hanged at sunset, or Buried Alive) [You get a quick silhouetted sketch of her disposal as chosen] -------------------- $20+ OWNERSHIP You win Kitty! You can do whatever you please with her. Send her on adventures? Torment her? Free her? The choice is yours and yours alone. [You get ownership and the rights to Kitty, as well as the pic without watermark] -------------------- $40+ KITTY MEOW (SCRIPTED) Kitty is a naughty voice actress, so we'll squeeze something nice out of her to send you as a message while you wait on delivery. [Kitty will record a short voice message for you: "Please look after your kitty"] -------------------- $60+ MODIFY We'll do some small custom work before we send her to you. Piercing? Brand? Black eye? Tattoo? Whatever you need, we'll sort out for you. [Your pic will be updated to include one minor modification of your choice in any areas that may be visible.] -------------------- $80+ OMEN Give her a lucky (or unlucky!) number, element, or other omen that you'd like her to know will be important in her future life with you. [Your choice will be added onto her item description as her Bonding Omen to you] -------------------- $100+ PRETTIFY We'll make sure she's looking her best for you, these cameraphone pics don't do her justice! [Your pic will be fully shaded and rendered, including any modifications] -------------------- $125+ KITTY MEOW (NAMED) Before we package her up, we'll let her know who she belongs to and make sure she sends a voice message directly to you, while you wait on delivery. [Kitty will also record a voice message: "Please don't hurt me...too much, [YOUR NAME]" -------------------- $150+ FREE SHIPPING She'll be delivered to you personally in a secure crate, with custom requests honoured. 1-3 working days. She'll be given enough water to survive. [You get a free coloured sketch of her bound up in a crate heading to you. You can choose what she's wearing, and if there's anything else in the crate with her. Watermarked version will be posted online] -------------------- $175+ KITTY MEOW (CUSTOM) Something more specific you'd like her to say? Let us know, we'll squeeze it out of her! [Kitty will also record a short custom voice message directly to you.] -------------------- $200+ FREE CUSTOM SHIPPING Not satisfied with our standard wooden crate delivery options? Let us know how you'd prefer her to be delivered. [You get a free coloured sketch of her being delivered to you in a method of your choice, with equipment or clothes as requested. Watermarked version will be posted online] -------------------- $250+ WORKSHOP Send her back to us if you need some specialist equipment or assistance and we'll make sure she gets whatever you need. [You get 10% off one commission featuring Kitty. No expiry date.]
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