Impossible to understand but generally great at dick sucking. Tash da Wonder Meowth
"Oy'm naht sayin' oy'm ungrateful fuh what yous been puttin' out for me's tuh munch awn, Oy'm jus' askin' fer a bit-a consideration!" Tash is a Galarian Meowth wit' a big me-outh. He's impossibly lucky, irritatingly optimistic, and endlessly insists upon himself being an underappreciated genius (just don't ask him what the words he's using actually mean). He's the type to memorize what he hears on TV (that he illegally watches from an unsuspecting homeowner's window) and spit it back out during shockingly relevant situations, much to the chagrin of those around him. And, if you're having trouble understanding what he's saying here, try sounding it out! I tried to write him phonetically, so some things look reeaal far gone from the actual words they're meant to represent. And if you give up entirely, here's a delightfully accurate depiction of him voiced by Zurui da Scrunkler: https://files.catbox.moe/cfpq8x.mp3
